Things You Say When Ending a Relationship
There are many ending relationship quotes out there that we have all heard time and time again. We all know that us men can be pigs sometimes, so here are some of my all time favorite ending relationship quotes and some of the less intelligent ones too!
“It’s not you, it’s me”! He means; it really is you, but he doesn’t want to come out and say that.
“I want to spend more time with my friends”. The truth is he is probably more “into” guys than he even knows.
“Things are not moving as fast as I would like them too”. He means; He wanted to get you in bed already and it hasn’t happened yet.
“My dog doesn’t like you”. When he says something like this, He is just grasping at straws because he can’t think of anything else to say.
“My friends don’t like you”. He means; His friends don’t think you are hot enough for him.
“I found some of your personal things in my bathroom”. He means; He is afraid you are taking over his place.
“You’re too old for me”. He means; He likes younger women, not women that are his own age.
“You remind me of my ex girlfriend”. He means; He is trying to make you mad so you will end the relationship so he doesn’t have to.
“You are too controlling”. He means; you nag him too much.
Here are some ending relationship quotes that my friends and I have been told by women. Some of them are truthful but others are just something they said to get rid of us or so I suspect.
“It’s not you it’s me”. She means; it is you, she is just being nice so you don’t start stalking her.
“I think we should just be friends”. She means; you are more like a brother to her than the intimate lover you want to be.
“You snore and I need my sleep”. She means; she doesn’t like to share her bed and stink up her nice flower print sheets.
“You are too young for me”. She means; she is into older guys and your too immature for her.
“I don’t see our relationship going anywhere”. She means; she is looking for a husband, not a boyfriend that just wants to sleep together so he can brag to his friends.
“Things are moving too fast”. She means; you want to sleep together and she wants there to be more than a sexual relationship.
My personal favorite is when she says,” I think we should spend some time apart”. She means; she has already found a replacement for you weeks ago.
This list just goes to show whether you’re male or female, there are plenty of good and some not so good ending relationship quotes that will get the job done. Some of these may get you a slap to the face and some dandy key marks on your nicely painted car or your now ex boyfriend who has volunteered to become your very own personal stalker.